About Us

Greetings from Mystic Link - The Anti-Tech Company

We don't steal your data or personal info
No seriously, we don't want it. We think you're actually quite boring and don't care about your interests/buying habits

AI? Ha! We don't need that garbage. None of our apps "leverage artificial intelligence". Actually we don't use any intelligence whatsoever, artificial or otherwise

Our CEO isn't a billionaire, he's a broke bitch who keeps his mattress on the floor

Don't download any of our apps...seriously don't use them

We encourage all our employees to unionize
Also don't hesitate to report us to the labor department

All of our features are actually bugs, and all of the bugs are also bugs

We employ dark patterns to stop you from creating an account

We found a loophole in the tax code that lets us pay more taxes

We're not a startup since we already ended.

Our servers still run MS DOS.
We're migrating to Unix soon

Move slow and fix things

The government never had to break us up because we broke ourselves up. We're all currently in court suing each other

We strive to be America's least valuable company

Remember, we're not anti-technology, we're just anti technology-company

Please remember to take care of yourselves and each other :)

New Look For MysticLink.Net

Hello Friends!

Our new site is complete! Yes, we got tired of hearing how MysticLink doesn't look "modern" or how it hasn't been "updated" for 25+ years. So we did a small redesign

Hopefully this doesn't upset too many people. We know we have some real opinionated fans out there but we appreciate all of you. To be honest, I personally will always prefer the classic look. Everything today looks like an apple store and I hate it
But you know this company still has a board of directors and I am not an absolute monarch. So I need make compromises sometimes

However, we did our best to keep a classic-web vibe and avoid that drab minimalist style that is so common now. The web-design team did a fantastic job so a special thanks to them

Enjoy the new site, all the features you love are still there. And don't worry, MysticLink will always be a company of style

Whill Billiamson
President & CEO

March 5th, Year of our Lord Two Thousand & Twenty Five

Contact mystic.video@protonmail.com